Einnob's Classic Quotes
"I see tears in the crystal ball!"
"Do NOT make me get up
from this chair!"
"Where's the coffee?"
"I don't DO blood."
"Frozen turds saved my life."
Welcome to Einnob.com. Here you will see all things Einnob. Who, or What, is an Einnob, you ask? You know how when you hear sirens and you look behind you and see "Ambulance" in your rear-view mirror?  Imagine you see Einnob in your rear-view mirror.    Wait for it.....Well, we're sure you'll figure it out.

Now that the internet is big enough for the existence of an Einnob.com, you may possibly find rants of a former psych nurse, the warblings of a Choodle owner or the occasional funny story from Einnob that may tickle you (of course), may thrill you (we hope so) or maybe even enlighten you! (Was that a bit much?) 

And if you know an Einnob, please tell them you love 'em!  Because an Einnob, is a terrible thing to waste. 
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This is our first Great Grand Baby, Ariah!
Aren't some days just like this?